I drank too much, so I rode my bicycle to the policeman. I hugged his thigh and called me a drunk driver. I begged him to take me in. I also bragged that I had drunk five kilograms of liquor. I rode the bicycle at 180 miles and the traffic police couldn't even chase me away. . Finally, I found out that the policeman I hugged my thigh was my best friend’s brother, and he was still thinking about me, and he had been thinking about me for a long, long time. The lights in the pub were dim, and a vinyl record player in the corner slowly played out sad pure music. I sat alone at the bar and ordered a glass of "Human Awakening". The spiciness when it entered my throat and the bitterness aftertaste were just like my lovelorn mood at this moment. Yes, I broke up and was the one who got dumped. I take...
I drank too much, rode my bicycle to the policeman, hugged his thigh and called me a drunk driver, begging him to take me in.
I also bragged that I drank five kilograms of liquor and rode my bicycle at 180 miles, and even the traffic police couldn't catch me.
Finally, I found out that the policeman I hugged my thigh was my best friend’s brother.
Still thinking about me,
And it’s the kind that I’ve been thinking about for a long, long time.
The lights in the pub were dim, and a vinyl record player in the corner slowly played out sad pure music.
I sat alone at the bar and ordered a glass of "Human Awakening". The spiciness when it entered my throat and the bitterness aftertaste were just like my lovelorn mood at this moment.
Yes, I broke up and was the one who got dumped.
I picked up the phone and called my best friend from college and frantically typed:
"Lin Yi, let me tell you, he is nothing. I have been dating him for two years and he has never asked me a word of concern. Now he is cheating on me and says that I don't understand romance and can't act like a baby. I just backhanded him. A slap and a kick on his chest with an 8cm-high high-heeled shoe. Why did I fall in love with such a person in the first place and pursue him for two years? I was really blind..."
It’s funny, I, Shen Yan, am also a top student who graduated from the police academy, so I’m not someone he can bully casually. One advantage of me is that I am very forgetful and will never show mercy to people who are not worthy of me. Four years of deep love was like feeding a dog. I took a sip of wine and after tonight I became a good man again.
This cup of "Human Awakening" has so much staying power.
After taking the last sip of wine, I walked out of the tavern. I couldn't tell the difference between east, west and north, so I rode away leisurely on my Mercedes-Benz G.
I saw a police officer on the road who wanted to check me for drunk driving. I quickly got out of the car and asked for my ID card.
...
...
I slowly opened my eyes, my head hurt so much that it was about to explode, so I stood up holding my forehead.
Where is this?
There are blue and white walls, a row of blue lockers in the corner, surveillance cameras hanging above the lockers, and large promotional slogans posted on the wall.
"Standardize sobriety treatment and maintain social stability"
My heart sank, it was over, it was over, this time I felt really good, the drunk driving police station came.
"You're awake, hurry up and have breakfast, it's getting cold."
There was a pleasant voice behind me, and I looked back.
A man in a police uniform stood in front of me. He was 185cm tall, with a tall and straight figure, clear eyebrows, a high nose, thin and red lips, and long and thick eyelashes when he lowered his eyes, which made people move. Don't open your eyes.
He waved the soy milk fried dough sticks in front of my eyes and looked at me with a smile.
I hurriedly took the breakfast and asked: "Thank you, may I ask if I am...detained?"
"do not you remember?"
I shook my head.
He smiled and helped me open the food box while telling me the whole story of last night.
Last night, I drank too much. I rode my bicycle in front of the policeman, hugged his thigh and called me a drunk driver. I begged them to send me in. I wanted to experience it. I really had no choice but to take him to the sobering room for a night.
The officer showed me the video he recorded. In the video, I hugged the two older brothers who were driving drunk and bragged, saying that I drank five kilograms of liquor and rode my bicycle at 180 miles, and the traffic police couldn't chase me away. The two older brothers who drank too much were stunned. You have to make an appointment with me to have a drink and show off.
After he finished speaking, my face turned red with shame, and I buried my head deeply, wishing to plunge into the soy milk in front of me.
"What's the matter? Eat quickly. I'll take you home after you finish."
the police officer said softly.
Take me home? !
I looked up suddenly and waved my hands repeatedly.
"Don't bother, I can go back by myself, I have a bicycle..."
"Still riding? Do you think you're sober? You can't take the car away. You'll have to keep it for three days so you can remember it better."
"..."
The police car drove to the downstairs of my house and stopped slowly.
"Thank you, officer. I'll get out of the car first. I'm really troubling you today."
"Well, go home and have a good rest. I'll let you know when you can pick up the car."
The police officer looked at me gently and said, with a faint smile on his lips.
"By the way, I forgot to ask just now, what's your name, officer?"
"My surname is Lin."
I nodded, thanked him again and again, and got out of the car.
Looking at the butt of the police car, I fell into deep thought.
This police officer looks familiar, I feel like I've seen him somewhere before...
Hiss - the cool breeze blew, I shivered, shook my head, turned around and went home.
I think so much, aren’t all handsome guys like this? They are handsome and kind-hearted~
Entering the door, a delicate sound of a clamp sounded.
"Dear Yanyan, why are you back? Where have you been this late at night? They came to see you yesterday but couldn't find anyone. You stayed alone in the empty room all night."
Lin Yi leaned against the door. Although his tone was full of ridicule, there was no trace of worry in his eyes.
I smiled at her and said while changing my slippers,
"I went to the police station. I slept there last night."
Lin Yi's eyes widened,
"What? Why did you enter the police station? Is it because you beat up that scumbag? No, I have to call Xiao Chenchen."
As he said that, he was going to look at his phone and asked me to hold it down.
I told her what happened last night again.
Lin Yi smiled and wiped her tears and said: "Hahahahahaha, it has to be you, Yanyan, the wheels of the bicycle are smoking because you are pedaling them, and you are still going 180 miles, hahahahaha..."
I picked up a pillow and threw it on her head...
After a bit of fussing, Lin Yi told me that she would ask her brother to get my bike out, so that I shouldn’t worry.
I asked casually: "Why do you call your brother Xiao Chenchen?"
"Isn't my nickname called Xingxing? My mother specially named it for my brother to match my nickname. Together, we are a sea of stars!"
I rolled my eyes at her speechlessly. Only then did I find out that Lin Yi’s brother was also from that police station.
The next afternoon, I went downstairs to throw out the trash and saw my bicycle parked quietly downstairs.
A friend request message pops up, "YC requests to add you as a friend."
I clicked Agree, and then a message was sent,
"I sent the bicycle to you. Remember not to drink and ride again next time."
This should be Lin Yi's brother. He is so nimble in his movements. What he said yesterday is done today.
"Thank you, thank you. It's really troublesome for you to do something like this."
"It doesn't take much, just treat me to a meal."
...My face is full of black lines, how can I be such a straightforward beggar?
"Okay, I have time to make an appointment."
Generally speaking, this is just a polite statement and no one will care.
I sent another polite emoticon and changed the note to "Xingxing her brother" before ending.
I put down my phone and leaned back on the sofa.
Now that the bike is back, can Officer Lin still contact me?
A handsome police officer, you can’t even touch it, but it’s also eye-catching to look at.
A week later, I suddenly received a call from Officer Lin and rushed to the police station.
Lin Yi was sitting on the chair in the police station, with a big bump on his forehead, bruises on the corners of his mouth, and his whole body was dirty.
When she saw me, she curled her lips and ran towards me crying.
I hugged her, patted her back gently and asked:
"You let the wild boar chase you away? Why are you still pouting?"
"Wuwuwu, Yanyan, I'm so scared. I was robbed. I was scared to death. Wuwuwu..."
I was startled and pulled her to go to the hospital, thinking of getting a full body checkup quickly.
"Also...it's not that serious. I just have a minor skin injury."
Lin Yi pulled my sleeve and whispered softly.
"Yeah, she just has some skin injuries, don't worry, the one who robbed her is the one who suffered the most."
Officer Lin frowned and walked towards us as he spoke, followed by two police officers, escorting the robber.
Lin Yi glanced in the direction of Officer Lin, shrank her neck, and did not dare to speak. She was probably intimidated by the officer's majesty.
I saw that the robbed man's jacket was missing a sleeve, and a large piece of his scalp was exposed. His eye circles were black from being punched, and there were several bloody marks on his face, neck, and arms. There was no good spot on his body.
Well, a few years after graduation, I almost forgot that this young lady also graduated from the police academy.