I have a useless superpower, but I can’t do anything. As long as what I do, even if it is 100% successful, I will eventually fail. My parents, who were tortured by my superpowers, reluctantly packed me up and handed me over to the country. On the first day I joined an online fraud company, the company cut off the Internet, water, and electricity. In the end, the fraudster called the police in tears and voluntarily surrendered. I joined a criminal den again. The criminal boss had a car accident that day. Within two days, the entire gang was missing arms or legs. I don’t think it’s enough, I want to do something exciting. Within two days, Neon State issued a news statement stating that it would launch nuclear...
I have a useless superpower, but I can’t do anything. As long as what I do, even if it is 100% successful, I will eventually fail.
My parents, who were tortured by my superpowers, reluctantly packed me up and handed me over to the country.
On the first day I joined an online fraud company, the company cut off the Internet, water, and electricity. In the end, the fraudster called the police in tears and voluntarily surrendered.
I joined a criminal den again. The criminal boss had a car accident that day. Within two days, the entire gang was missing arms or legs.
I don’t think it’s enough, I want to do something exciting.
Within two days, Neon State issued a news statement stating that it would launch a plan to discharge nuclear sewage into the sea.
So, the country sent me to the Neon Country overnight.
1
I have a super power, I just can’t do anything.
As long as I do something, even if it is 100% successful, I will fail in the end.
You can never guess which one will happen first, today or the accident.
In the past year, my family has experienced a total of fifty-six water pipe explosions, seventy-eight toilet blockages, and thirteen natural gas leaks.
Mercury goes retrograde every day in my family.
Two days before I was pregnant, it was just because of a brief hug with me. When I returned home, I couldn’t lift my two arms because of the wind.
The reason why my parents haven't kicked me out of the house for so long is that besides love, I can't think of any other reason.
They have been trained by me to have unparalleled independence and strong psychological quality.
My parents always praised me as a filial son.
But in other matters, it is actually easy for them to break through their defenses.
For example, the family of my uneasy third uncle.
The third uncle married a selfish and lazy aunt, and he was thinking about my grandma’s house in the city all day long.
For that house, she resorted to all kinds of skills, from crying, making trouble, hanging to bullying my grandma.
When my grandma was driven back to the village again, my dad made a prompt decision and sent me there.
Downstairs, my dad said goodbye to me with tears in his eyes. He said, "Good girl, dad will miss you."
Before I could say anything, he rode a small electric donkey at lightning speed the next second and disappeared without a trace.
When I saw my aunt, she didn't have a good look on me. She rolled her eyes at me in front of me and said, "Don't think I don't know what your family is up to."
She said angrily: "Your father sent you here just to rely on you to occupy this house. It's a beautiful idea!"
I didn’t expect her to be so polite to me.
I sniffed and said innocently, "Auntie, I want to go to the bathroom."
……
So in those days, the toilet was clogged, the water pipe exploded, and the natural gas leaked. My aunt sat in the mess and screamed in terror.
I helped her up in a very friendly manner, comforted her and said, "You can't handle this small scene. What will you do in the future?"
One second I was lifting her up, and the next second she stepped on the water stains on the ground and slipped, dislocating her arm.
It just so happened that I had just helped her up and touched her arm.
I attacked my lawless little cousin again.
When he breathed fragrance at me and spat violently, I just touched his head with a smile.
Later, his clever little head hit the corner of the coffee table, causing him to scream and cry in pain.
I only stayed for a week, and my aunt and her family couldn't stand it any longer.
Auntie clasped her hands together and said to me with great piety: "Yinyin, Auntie has changed her ways. Please leave quickly!"
Her face has lost all desire for the world, she has given up distracting thoughts, and is only one step away from converting to Buddhism.
The cousin also seemed to have been suddenly opened up to the Ren and Du channels. He was writing furiously at his desk and forgetting to eat and sleep.
I pursed my lips and called my dad: "Auntie's family has been cured and we are here to take your dear girl home."
After my dad was silent on the other end of the phone for a while, he said silently: "The signal is not good, I can't hear clearly, so hang up first!"
2
When I was in high school, I started living on campus.
My parents set off firecrackers for two days and couldn't wait to pack me up and send me to school.
My dormitory was originally a four-person room, but unfortunately all three of my roommates ran away within half a month, so I could only enjoy the treatment of a deluxe single room.
Every time I take an exam, misfortunes always come singly in the exam room where I sit.
The electric fan that is so good above the head suddenly falls down, the lights will break inexplicably, and the speakers will stop working unexpectedly...
And the second class I am in, because of my super power, the average score of our class is always at the bottom.
My head teacher’s brows are furrowed every day, and his hair is starting to turn gray at a young age.
At first she thought everything was a coincidence, but later she felt that the students in the class were deliberately targeting her.
She began to call all the students into the office one by one for psychological counseling.
When it was my turn, before my head teacher had even said a few words, Teacher Wang, the head teacher of the top class next door, suddenly spoke in a strange and angry manner.
He took a sip of tea and said jokingly to my class teacher: "Teacher Xiao Zhang, you just graduated and have no teaching experience. It's because you are not good at it. You can't blame the students."
He raised his chin at me again: "Students like her, I'm not bragging. Anyone who comes to our class is guaranteed to be among the top 100 in the grade within a week."
His teaching methods are terrible. He uses corporal punishment and humiliating students' personality to achieve the purpose of teaching.
Previously, it was rumored that when a girl in the top class missed an exam because she asked for leave, Teacher Wang became furious and scolded her from head to toe in the office.
Later, he targeted the girl in every possible way, including making her run three kilometers as a penalty when her stomach hurt the most during her menstrual period.
In the end, the girl was forced to transfer to another school due to both mental and physical torture, but Teacher Wang, who had no teacher ethics, could still continue to dominate the school.
Compared with him, my head teacher is not very good at all.
After hearing what Teacher Wang said, my head teacher’s face looked ugly, like an eggplant beaten by frost.
She waved her hand at me and said, "Yinyin, go back to class first."
I was about to turn around and leave, when suddenly I had a flash of inspiration and rushed to Teacher Wang in one stride.
I said with great admiration: "Teacher Wang! Please let me study in your class! Please transform me!"
3
I continued to say to Teacher Wang: "Mr. Wang, I particularly agree with what you said. I have long felt that Teacher Zhang's teaching level is not good enough."
"Isn't it the student's fault that the student learns? Of course it's the teacher's fault. If you put me in a top class, I'll slap Teacher Zhang in the face in a month!"
I violently blew my rainbow fart at Teacher Wang. He was so happy that he couldn’t close his mouth from ear to ear. With a wave of his hand, he put me into the top class.
Teacher Xiao Zhang didn’t say anything, just looked at me with a sad face.
I really want to tell her personally that the fun is yet to come.
The life in the top class is indeed very difficult.
No matter what I do, my super power, which is 100% guaranteed to be destroyed, begins to activate.
The substitute teacher suffered a sudden illness, either sudden diarrhea or a sore throat that left her speechless.
The whole class was in a state of turmoil, and various accidents occurred frequently.
The glass was all broken, the table legs were accidentally broken, the light bulb was short-circuited and flashed strangely...
And I also tried my best to be a good teacher to Teacher Wang. I took the initiative to help him fetch water and clean his desk in every class.
The arrogant Teacher Wang, who kept his chin tilted upward, was repeatedly scalded by hot water. His little finger hit the corner of the table and he began to vomit and have diarrhea for no apparent reason.
The aura of authority in him was completely worn away within a few days.
In the subsequent monthly exams, as expected, I once again suffered a severe illness in the exam room, and my super powers were activated.
Successfully led everyone in the top class to sit at the bottom of the list in terms of average score.
The average score of the second class became the first in the grade.
Later, Teacher Wang, who was so angry that he almost had a stroke, tried to regain his face which was shattered on the ground and could not be picked up.
He insisted on keeping me in the top class. No matter what methods he tried, various accidents always happened.
Teacher Wang became the biggest joke among all teachers. He was very suspicious of life and was finally forced to resign in despair.
I became a legend in the whole school in one fell swoop!
As long as I'm here, every class will be destroyed.
When all the classes were afraid to take me, Teacher Xiao Zhang took me back with great interest.
She regarded me as a mascot, her eyes were shining brightly, and she said: "He Yinyin is here, I will send you to be an undercover agent if I don't like anyone who dares to target our class in the future."
She added: "Besides, the more difficult and impossible the thing, the more fulfilling it will be when you succeed."
Teacher Xiao Zhang solved my problem of sudden illness during exams.
Every time I take an exam, the school prepares a small private room just for me.
My high school life was prosperous, and I would go up and argue with anyone I didn't like.
The gangsters in the school who used to do evil and engage in school bullying suddenly changed their minds and studied hard.
When I was in college, one of my roommates had princess disease.
There were six people in a dormitory. Except for herself, the remaining five people all became her footwashers.
Everyone dares to be angry but dare not speak out.
So, I, who looked harmless, immediately became the eldest lady’s little bitch.
I said to her extremely flatteringly: "Miss, I'm here to help you!"
4
The eldest lady is very satisfied with my attitude.
Everything must be done by myself.
I helped the eldest lady go to the Cainiao Station to pick up the express delivery. I reported the long list of pickup codes she sent me one by one.
Soon I suddenly suffered from a serious illness, and my superpowers were activated when I couldn't do anything.
I reported a pick-up code and a piece was lost.
After checking, the people at Cainiao Station discovered that the express delivery had been put into the warehouse, but the express delivery had either been blown away by the strong wind or stolen by others.
None of the dozen or so express packages were picked up.
The eldest lady called and denounced Rookie Post, her face turned red and she cursed: "One of my bags costs tens of thousands, and it is a limited edition. How can you compensate me!"
Of course, the eldest lady did not receive compensation later. The courier company and Cainiao Station blamed each other one by one, and in the end they had no choice but to let it go.
The eldest lady just thought it was a coincidence.
I chuckled and sighed silently in my heart: "Innocent."
Later, the unexpected appearance of the eldest lady became a common occurrence.
She asked me to bring rice. The rice I brought back contained either steel wool balls or fried flies and mice.
She asked me to help her with her homework. As soon as I finished writing, my computer crashed and the screen instantly went black.
I helped the eldest lady make her bed, but the entire ceiling wall fell off and her bed was completely changed beyond recognition.
I helped the eldest lady apply a facial mask, but she had a weird allergy and had acne all over her face.
Because of this series of events, the eldest lady not only failed the exam at the end of the semester, but also suffered severe mental and physical trauma.
When the eldest lady screamed loudly in the mirror, the other roommates pursed their lips and tried not to laugh.
The incident of the eldest lady getting acne became a turning point in her character. She became very inferior and her character also took a 180-degree turn.
Later, she no longer treated us as foot-washing maids, and she was very friendly and shared small snacks with us.
From then on, the six of us in the dormitory were very happy no matter how difficult our lives were.
In just one year, my roommates have learned how to repair water pipes, repair walls, and repair various electrical appliances and furniture...
I was very touched by their persistence.
So I decided to make a fortune and lead my roommates to the top of their lives.
I posted a post on the school forum:
"If you encounter any unfair treatment in school, call me quickly. It's ten yuan a time. I'll be there at your call."
I began to travel around the school, professionally solving a series of incidents such as scumbag men cheating and cheating, school shady scholarships and bursaries, etc.
Soon, the bad atmosphere in the school was completely wiped out.
Suddenly, I became famous. Not only did I make my classmates feel bad, I also made a lot of money.
When I went home during the summer vacation, I told my parents the good news.
When they saw me, their dead faces suddenly turned ashes of death.
My dad said: "Good girl! It would be a pity not to hand over your superpower to the country."
Now how to hand over my superpowers to the country has become a big problem.
Although I was worried that Chen Nan’s father was the director of the police station, how to talk to the director became a big problem.
As far as I know, Director Chen has never believed in strange forces and chaos, and is a staunch materialist.
Under the fierce bombardment of Chen Nan's heart, her father remained unmoved.
This matter has been delayed for half a year.
By chance, I was robbed while walking on the street.
As soon as the aunt withdrew money from the bank, her legs were snatched away by robbers wearing black hats and masks.
At that time, I was watching the excitement on the roadside.
Seeing the robber rushing towards me, I shouted to him excitedly: "Good brother, get in the car quickly!"
5
The robber was stunned for a moment, then looked back at the police who were pursuing him.
He made a prompt decision, jumped up, and sat in the back seat of my little electric donkey.
He took out a bright knife and pointed it at me. He yelled: "Leave quickly! If you don't leave, I will wipe your neck right now!"
I said: "Dear, I can lend you the electric donkey. You can ride it. Can you let me go?"
He raised the knife again and shouted: "Stop talking nonsense, do you understand that you are a hostage?"
I was forced to start the electric donkey happily, and the electric donkey suddenly rushed out with me and him like an arrow.
The oncoming strong wind blew my tears away. The robber brother thought I was scared and threatened me even more vigorously.
In fact, I have always had the problem of crying in the wind.
I followed his instructions and turned into the alley at lightning speed.
Unfortunately, my eyes were blurred by tears and I couldn't see clearly that there was a pothole in the road.
The eDonkey took off instantly, and my brother and I flew straight out.
My eldest brother was in a worse situation than me. He was not wearing a helmet, and his head hit the curb directly, causing him to lose consciousness.
The little eDonkey and I landed intact.
Soon, my eldest brother and I were surrounded by the police.
The police officer handcuffed me with my face covered.
Sitting in the police station, I explained for half an hour before the police officer believed that I was not an accomplice of the robber.
Coincidentally, my loyal Chen Nanxin’s father is the director of this police station.
He has always been very familiar with my affairs, and he also heard about my sudden illness and my superpowers that I couldn’t do anything.
He helped me out.
He held my hand and sighed: "Yin Yin, you have done a great thing this time. This person is a habitual offender and very cunning."
"Many of our comrades squatted in platoons to guard him for a long time, but he escaped every time."
I originally wanted to leave, but he very warmly invited me to have tea at the police station.
Before my butt was even warm, the phone number at the police station was buzzing with calls.
All kinds of police missions came in one after another, and the whole police station suddenly exploded, and everyone was extremely busy.
While Uncle Chen was still stunned, the hot water bottle next to him suddenly hissed and exploded.
The scalding water flew towards his hand without hesitation.
Fortunately, he was very nimble and only suffered a small burn.
Uncle Chen was in shock, patting his chest and taking a deep breath. He asked tremblingly, "Is it true that Chen Nanxin said that you have superpowers that you can't do anything?"
I showed a very sorry expression.
He touched his chin and thought, and suddenly felt blessed. He patted his thigh and asked, "Then... are you interested in being an undercover agent?"
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